*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one
"Keep your thoughts positive because your thoughts become your words. Keep your words positive because your words become your behavior. Keep your behavior positive because your behavior becomes your habits. Keep your habits positive because your habits become your values. Keep your values positive because your values become your destiny." -Gandhi
"Tickle the balls, always TICKLE THE BALLS." -Steve-O
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
Give me your bank account! Bang bang!I flippin love bmo
tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok
I THINK MY MUM IS WATCHING PORN
never mind it’s game of thrones
im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"